A Clown's Advice For Dealing With Stress

1. Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the
statue!


2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat
them.


3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.


4. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.


5. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't
have a leg to stand on.


6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance!


7. Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.


8. The second mouse gets the cheese.


9. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


10. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.


11. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to
one person.


12. Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.


13. We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty, and
some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all
have to live in the same box.


14. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.